| 2026-04-21 | Not the brightest bulbs, so to speak |
| 2025-08-11 | "Complete ___ Guides" (how-to series) |
| 2024-10-25 | Yo-yos |
| 2024-09-16 | Dummies |
| 2020-02-11 | Dim bulbs |
| 2017-08-21 | Dolts |
| 2017-08-17 | "The Complete ___ Guide to ..." (popular book series) |
| 2016-08-26 | Boobs |
| 2015-02-27 | Nuts |
| 2014-05-20 | Dunces |
| 2013-11-04 | Imbeciles |
| 2013-04-10 | Mad magazine's Usual Gang of ___ |
| 2009-04-20 | Imbeciles |
| 2008-09-23 | Numbskulls |
| 2007-11-10 | Other drivers (never you, of course) |
| 2007-08-25 | They're thick |
| 2004-11-21 | Putdown of those with whom one disagrees |
| 2001-11-07 | Numbskulls |
| 2000-02-15 | Cementheads |
| 1999-04-25 | Fools |
| 1999-01-22 | Sherwood's "___ Delight" |
| 1998-04-09 | ___ delight (solitaire game) |
| 1996-11-09 | Rocket scientists they're not |