| 2026-07-07 | Number of years that George Washington lived in the White House |
| 2026-05-26 | Number not representable by Roman numerals |
| 2025-12-01 | Zilch |
| 2025-02-20 | Zip |
| 2025-01-26 | Diddly-squat |
| 2023-01-01 | It lacks value |
| 2022-09-05 | Goose egg |
| 2022-06-29 | Bit of binary code |
| 2022-01-06 | Net emissions target |
| 2021-11-23 | It doesn't mean a thing |
| 2020-08-11 | Goose egg |
| 2020-07-21 | Worst possible mark on a test |
| 2020-02-10 | Digit in binary code |
| 2019-03-12 | The "x" in Euler's Identity: e^(i*pi) + 1 = x |
| 2019-03-08 | Absolute nobody |
| 2019-02-25 | Any digit in a googol after the first one |
| 2017-10-08 | 32° Fahrenheit, in Celsius |
| 2017-02-22 | Home (in on) |
| 2017-01-18 | Abysmal score |
| 2016-06-30 | Loser, informally |
| 2015-08-28 | Nonentity |
| 2015-05-19 | It's nothing |
| 2014-04-21 | "___ Dark Thirty" |
| 2014-04-07 | One minus one |
| 2013-12-07 | Open love? |
| 2013-10-05 | Lowest of the low? |
| 2013-06-16 | Complete loser |
| 2013-05-16 | Nonentity |
| 2013-03-17 | One goes after it |
| 2011-09-07 | Worthless sort |
| 2011-04-27 | Sum of opposites |
| 2010-12-06 | 0 |
| 2010-01-10 | Complete bomb on a test |
| 2009-11-26 | Nobody |
| 2009-09-11 | Absolute nobody |
| 2009-08-24 | Number of calories in water |
| 2009-05-25 | Home (in on) |
| 2009-05-19 | Total loser |
| 2009-04-08 | It turns a hundred into a thousand |
| 2008-07-05 | Much-repeated part of binary code |
| 2008-06-18 | A round number ends in it |
| 2008-01-27 | "Beetle Bailey" soldier |
| 2007-08-27 | Home (in on) |
| 2006-11-30 | Loser |
| 2006-10-04 | Complete drip |
| 2005-12-12 | It's nothing at all |
| 2005-06-22 | Abysmal grade |
| 2005-03-10 | Bubkes |
| 2005-01-09 | Part of binary code |
| 2003-12-25 | Nil |
| 2003-12-08 | Goose egg |
| 2003-11-16 | Reset figure |
| 2003-08-26 | Round number? |
| 2003-07-13 | Cipher |
| 2003-06-12 | Nobody, slangily |
| 2003-05-25 | Hardly Mr. Personality |
| 2003-02-25 | Nada |
| 2002-11-25 | Kind of tolerance |
| 2002-10-24 | Horrible grade on a test |
| 2002-02-27 | Goose egg |
| 2002-01-14 | Nil |
| 2001-08-28 | Abysmal test score |
| 2001-06-19 | Goose egg |
| 2001-05-06 | A definite F |
| 2001-03-04 | Absolute twit |
| 2000-09-24 | Home (in on) |
| 2000-09-12 | "Beetle Bailey" boob |
| 1999-12-28 | Definitely a flunking score |
| 1999-08-13 | Zilch |
| 1999-08-06 | One of 50 |
| 1999-08-04 | Two before two? |
| 1999-05-01 | Ground ___ |
| 1998-05-04 | Worst possible test score |
| 1998-03-11 | Round number |
| 1998-02-24 | Abysmal test score |
| 1997-10-15 | No-show's score |
| 1997-07-26 | Round number |
| 1997-07-22 | Worst possible score |
| 1997-02-05 | Japanese plane of W.W. II |
| 1996-09-29 | Today's dodo count |
| 1996-01-25 | Ground___ |
| 1995-06-16 | W.W. II Japanese plane |
| 1994-09-29 | Close (in on) |
| 1994-08-22 | Mr. Mostel |
| 1994-06-06 | Mr. Mostel |
| 1994-03-15 | Tevye portrayer on stage |