THEONION
| Date | Clue |
|---|---|
| 2011-09-15 | Publication with a 1997 headline "Drug Use Down Among Uncool Kids" |
| 2011-07-02 | It has unbelievable news |
| 2010-05-01 | Its news network won a 2008 Peabody Award |
| 2007-10-06 | Paper that calls itself "America's Finest News Source" |