| 2026-03-27 | Unlit? |
| 2026-01-03 | Unwasted? |
| 2025-12-02 | Not drunk |
| 2025-06-25 | California ___ (abstaining from everything but cannabis, say) |
| 2024-08-09 | Unlit? |
| 2024-03-22 | Staid |
| 2023-03-05 | On the wagon |
| 2023-01-24 | Clearheaded |
| 2023-01-16 | Clearheaded |
| 2022-09-26 | Not drunk |
| 2022-04-17 | On the wagon |
| 2021-12-31 | Clearheaded |
| 2021-07-12 | What designated drivers should be |
| 2021-01-27 | Not drunk |
| 2020-06-30 | Clearheaded |
| 2019-05-03 | Dry |
| 2019-01-11 | Clearheaded |
| 2018-10-29 | What a designated driver should be |
| 2017-08-17 | Lacking sauce? |
| 2017-06-03 | Not wasted |
| 2015-09-15 | On the wagon |
| 2014-11-08 | Not ripped |
| 2012-10-21 | Clearheaded |
| 2012-07-03 | Like a teetotaler |
| 2009-04-28 | ___ as a judge |
| 2009-03-10 | Unloaded? |
| 2008-03-07 | Not lit |
| 2007-09-11 | On the wagon |
| 2007-07-18 | On the wagon |
| 2006-10-11 | Like a designated driver, presumably |
| 2006-06-08 | Able to walk the line |
| 2005-06-12 | Dry |
| 2004-09-29 | Off the sauce |
| 2004-03-09 | Unlit? |
| 2003-01-03 | Unlit? |
| 2002-06-06 | Sedate |
| 2002-01-31 | Dried out |
| 2001-03-20 | Like a designated driver |
| 1999-06-13 | Judicious |
| 1999-03-28 | Temperate |
| 1998-03-03 | Clearheaded |
| 1995-12-22 | Serious |
| 1995-05-21 | Dried out |
| 1995-02-01 | Clear-eyed |