| 2026-08-20 | Wasn't paying attention |
| 2026-08-03 | Caught some Z's |
| 2026-07-14 | Gave it a rest? |
| 2025-12-01 | Caught some Z's |
| 2024-05-20 | Caught some z's |
| 2024-04-14 | Conked out |
| 2023-05-05 | Had dreams, presumably |
| 2023-04-09 | Was out |
| 2022-11-15 | Got some shut-eye |
| 2021-09-06 | Got some shut-eye |
| 2020-10-25 | Reposed |
| 2020-08-04 | Was out |
| 2018-12-10 | Got some Z's |
| 2017-03-02 | Conquered insomnia |
| 2016-03-04 | Was out |
| 2015-12-21 | Caught some Z's |
| 2015-09-11 | Recharged, so to speak |
| 2014-07-14 | Snoozed |
| 2014-03-28 | Wasn't alert |
| 2012-07-07 | Took an 18-Across |
| 2012-02-20 | Snoozed |
| 2012-02-15 | Was out |
| 2011-11-05 | Was quiescent |
| 2011-08-29 | Caught some Z's |
| 2011-07-06 | Was a bad night watchman |
| 2011-01-07 | Stayed out? |
| 2010-04-07 | Was in the arms of Morpheus |
| 2009-12-31 | Wasn't up |
| 2008-10-26 | J.F.K.'s "Why England ___" |
| 2006-11-01 | Was out |
| 2006-01-03 | Caught some Z's |
| 2004-02-16 | Snoozed |
| 2004-01-11 | Was out |
| 2002-09-06 | Was out |
| 2002-08-25 | Was out |
| 2001-09-24 | Got some shut-eye |
| 2001-08-29 | Nodded |
| 2001-07-19 | Wasn't up |
| 2001-07-03 | Caught some Z's |
| 2000-06-26 | Caught some Z's |
| 1999-07-05 | Caught some Z's |
| 1998-11-16 | Got some shuteye |
| 1998-11-10 | Dozed |
| 1998-09-08 | "George Washington ___ here" |
| 1998-05-23 | Wasn't vigilant |
| 1997-12-19 | Wasn't vigilant |
| 1997-09-16 | Got some shuteye |
| 1997-05-11 | Was quiescent |
| 1995-09-03 | Hibernated |
| 1995-07-10 | Snoozed |
| 1994-07-16 | Lay dormant |
| 1994-02-27 | Was inattentive |
| 1993-12-14 | Nodded |