SIMP
| Date | Clue |
|---|---|
| 2023-05-22 | Foolish sort |
| 2023-02-28 | Knucklehead |
| 2023-02-11 | Chucklehead |
| 2022-06-26 | One offering intense but unrequited affection, in modern usage |
| 2022-05-05 | Foolish person |
| 2021-07-20 | Nincompoop |
| 2020-08-29 | Fool |
| 2019-11-21 | Fool |
| 2018-03-15 | Dimwit |
| 2017-03-31 | Dunderhead |
| 2016-09-20 | Fool |
| 2016-02-07 | Nitwit |
| 2015-03-14 | Boob |
| 2012-05-14 | Lamebrain |
| 2010-11-09 | Not the brightest bulb on the tree |
| 2009-12-15 | Lamebrain |
| 2009-07-06 | Nincompoop |
| 2008-03-15 | Fool |
| 2007-06-14 | Nitwit |
| 2001-05-28 | Fool |
| 2001-01-24 | Fool |
| 1999-09-30 | Fool |
| 1999-04-29 | Birdbrain |
| 1998-11-15 | Fool |
| 1998-10-17 | Ninny |
| 1998-08-06 | Dimwit |
| 1995-06-29 | Easy mark |
| 1995-05-15 | Ignoramus |