SCHMO
| Date | Clue |
|---|---|
| 2022-05-01 | Dope |
| 2018-11-01 | Loser |
| 2018-10-05 | Sap |
| 2018-02-11 | Ordinary Joe |
| 2018-02-01 | Average guy |
| 2017-04-10 | Joe ___ (ordinary sort) |
| 2016-12-08 | Jerk |
| 2016-08-11 | Jerk |
| 2015-09-18 | Dummy |
| 2014-09-03 | Working stiff |
| 2014-06-07 | Boob |
| 2011-12-23 | Nobody |
| 2010-02-02 | Ordinary schlub |
| 2009-07-08 | Dorky sort |
| 2009-01-12 | Any old jerk |
| 2008-10-21 | Dolt |
| 2007-12-30 | Nobody |
| 2006-08-15 | Jerky sort |
| 2006-03-20 | Doofus |
| 2006-01-03 | Joe ___ (average guy) |
| 2005-11-11 | Jerk |
| 2005-07-13 | Dolt |
| 2004-09-23 | Ordinary Joe |
| 2004-01-05 | Stupid jerk |
| 2003-12-14 | Noodlehead |
| 2003-10-26 | Chump |
| 2003-07-02 | Doofus |
| 2002-12-18 | Bonehead |
| 2002-06-23 | Doofus |
| 2002-03-17 | Pinhead |
| 2002-01-14 | Jerk |
| 2001-06-10 | Jerk |
| 2001-02-18 | Doofus |
| 2000-02-10 | Jerk |
| 1999-11-22 | Stupid jerk |
| 1999-05-09 | Jerk |
| 1998-06-20 | Jerk |
| 1998-04-30 | Jerk |
| 1998-04-01 | Jerk |
| 1997-12-27 | Jerk |
| 1997-06-08 | Jerk |
| 1997-02-28 | Jerk |
| 1997-01-22 | Jerk |
| 1996-12-16 | Noodlehead |
| 1994-09-26 | Sad sack |
| 1994-07-24 | Jerk |