| 2026-02-22 | First-year West Pointer |
| 2026-01-30 | ___ Summer (program for Annapolis freshmen) |
| 2024-08-29 | Military school newbie |
| 2024-08-15 | Annapolis frosh |
| 2024-07-25 | Academy newbie |
| 2024-04-19 | New face at the Academy |
| 2023-01-26 | Commoner |
| 2020-06-12 | Academy newcomer |
| 2019-12-27 | Military trainee |
| 2019-05-14 | Military academy freshman |
| 2016-06-02 | Academy newbie |
| 2015-06-10 | Academy newbie |
| 2015-01-26 | West Point newcomer |
| 2012-09-29 | Object of some hazing |
| 2012-03-16 | Rite of passage participant, often |
| 2010-11-07 | Annapolis frosh |
| 2008-06-22 | Citadel trainee |
| 2008-06-11 | Academy newcomer |
| 2006-12-08 | Newbie, of sorts |
| 2006-03-26 | Military academy freshman |
| 2004-08-10 | First-year West Pointer |
| 2004-06-15 | Military newbie |
| 2003-09-26 | Newbie, of sorts |
| 2003-07-01 | Naval Academy freshman |
| 2003-06-15 | Military school newbie |
| 2002-01-24 | Naval Academy newcomer |
| 2001-02-04 | Academy newcomer |
| 2000-12-28 | Certain frosh |
| 1999-10-30 | Academy attendee |
| 1999-02-09 | Military academy freshman |
| 1998-12-13 | Annapolis frosh |
| 1996-11-03 | Academy freshman |
| 1996-07-21 | Hazing target, once |
| 1996-06-05 | West Point freshman |
| 1994-03-03 | Annapolis freshman |