| 2026-08-19 | Miserable rating |
| 2025-11-09 | "Don't see this movie" rating |
| 2025-10-23 | Worst-possible Amazon rating |
| 2023-01-03 | What a budget motel might have |
| 2020-09-05 | Amazon deterrent |
| 2014-06-19 | What rating does the Michelin Guide give to "a very good restaurant"? |
| 2010-12-19 | Commodore's insignia |
| 2005-01-30 | Poor, filmwise |
| 2004-11-05 | Kind of general |
| 2004-06-11 | It might accompany a pan |
| 2003-11-14 | Low-quality |
| 2003-09-16 | Poor movie rating |
| 2003-08-22 | Very poor, in a way |
| 2002-10-27 | Tepid rating |
| 2002-01-29 | Poor movie rating |
| 2001-06-01 | Like a brigadier general |
| 2001-05-26 | Like an undistinguished hotel |
| 2000-09-10 | Poor rating |
| 1998-09-06 | Like a brigadier general |
| 1998-08-22 | Poor film rating |
| 1997-03-24 | Poor movie rating |
| 1994-11-11 | Bad movie rating |