| 2018-11-28 | Roast bit |
| 2016-02-06 | "Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everybody in the car I'm driving," e.g. |
| 2015-12-04 | Opposite of a shaggy-dog story |
| 2015-11-06 | Mitch Hedberg's "I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it," e.g. |
| 2015-06-17 | Quick quip |
| 2014-10-22 | "I wonder what the word for 'dots' looks like in Braille," e.g. |
| 2009-10-24 | Routine delivery |
| 2008-12-05 | Quick delivery |
| 2008-11-13 | Quick laugh |
| 2008-06-20 | Comic's creation |
| 2008-05-23 | "If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?," e.g. |
| 2007-03-17 | Roast ingredient? |
| 2001-09-22 | "Take my wife ... please!," e.g. |
| 2001-07-13 | Funny bit |
| 2000-07-29 | Routine part |
| 1999-08-27 | Monologue delivery |
| 1995-09-16 | Bon mot |
| 1995-08-24 | Bon mot |
| 1995-05-03 | Witticism |