| 2023-06-11 | De-squeaked |
| 2022-06-17 | Like many baking sheets before baking |
| 2021-12-26 | No longer squeaky (one hopes!) |
| 2020-07-26 | De-squeaked |
| 2019-12-01 | Like bicycle chains |
| 2018-06-17 | Three sheets to the wind |
| 2018-06-03 | Pie-eyed |
| 2017-08-24 | Able to run smoothly, say |
| 2015-11-21 | Stewed |
| 2015-05-19 | Like a smooth-running machine |
| 2012-04-29 | Stinko |
| 2011-09-18 | Like some wrestlers' bodies |
| 2010-12-28 | Applied 3-in-One to |
| 2010-12-22 | Greased |
| 2010-06-10 | Like some bodybuilders' bodies |
| 2009-12-01 | Like some smoothly running machines |
| 2007-09-03 | Lubricated |
| 2005-08-16 | Drunk as a skunk |
| 2005-06-04 | Blotto |
| 2004-10-04 | Lubricated |
| 2004-03-07 | Lit |
| 2003-09-11 | Like a bike chain, usually |
| 2001-09-10 | Blotto |
| 2001-07-08 | Tipsy |
| 2001-06-17 | Roaring drunk |
| 2000-09-21 | Seeing pink elephants |
| 2000-02-20 | Snockered |
| 1999-06-17 | Blotto |
| 1998-08-02 | Tight |
| 1998-06-20 | Lit |
| 1998-04-20 | Like smooth-running machines |
| 1998-04-05 | Made smooth, in a way |
| 1997-09-01 | De-squeaked |
| 1996-11-13 | Half-seas over |
| 1996-02-02 | Feeling no pain |
| 1995-06-28 | Loosened up, in a way |
| 1995-01-27 | Tipsy |
| 1994-03-07 | Blotto |