| 2025-01-26 | "White & ___" (2006 Weird Al Yankovic parody) |
| 2023-03-06 | Like a tech geek |
| 2021-05-07 | Wonkish |
| 2017-08-07 | Like almost every major character on "The Big Bang Theory" |
| 2017-03-13 | Passionately brainy, say |
| 2016-03-06 | Unhip |
| 2015-11-06 | Like many comic con attendees |
| 2015-09-09 | Far from cool |
| 2014-10-28 | So unhip as to be hip, maybe |
| 2013-11-25 | Geeklike |
| 2013-01-08 | Dweebish |
| 2012-11-01 | Uncool |
| 2012-10-28 | Like a 12-Down |
| 2012-03-18 | Unhip |
| 2012-03-10 | Square |
| 2010-01-28 | Square, maybe |
| 2007-05-19 | Like Eddie Murphy's Norbit |
| 2006-05-31 | Uncool |
| 2005-12-16 | Square |
| 2002-05-24 | Geeklike |
| 2002-03-26 | Dweebish |
| 2002-01-11 | Square |
| 2001-10-04 | Square |
| 2000-07-10 | Socially challenged |
| 1998-08-07 | Square, in a way |
| 1997-11-07 | Like Dilbert |
| 1995-09-26 | Dweebish |
| 1994-11-20 | Square |
| 1994-01-29 | Square |