| 2025-12-02 | Not nearly as cool |
| 2017-12-26 | Debussy work whose title is French for "The Sea" |
| 2016-04-24 | Debussy composition |
| 2015-10-04 | Not so awesome |
| 2014-07-14 | Less funny, as a joke |
| 2014-01-22 | Debussy masterpiece |
| 2013-02-02 | Popular Debussy piece |
| 2011-09-01 | Not so cool |
| 2007-03-25 | Debussy opus |
| 2004-11-17 | Worse, as excuses go |
| 2003-10-13 | Not so good, as an excuse |
| 2000-01-17 | Less plausible, as an excuse |
| 1999-10-27 | Not so believable |
| 1999-05-31 | Not so believable, as an excuse |
| 1998-12-14 | Poorer, as excuses go |
| 1997-08-19 | Less convincing, as an excuse |
| 1997-03-12 | Debussy work |
| 1996-12-03 | More hobbled |
| 1996-09-11 | Less convincing |
| 1995-10-29 | Debussy opus |
| 1993-12-25 | More inadequate |