| 2026-05-10 | "___ framed!" |
| 2023-04-28 | "___ born by the river / In a little tent" (start of Sam Cooke's "A Change Is Gonna Come") |
| 2015-06-28 | "___ robbed!" |
| 2014-10-28 | "___ a Teenage Werewolf" |
| 2014-02-09 | "When ___ younger, so much younger ..." ("Help!" lyric) |
| 2011-12-25 | "___ framed!" |
| 2011-08-17 | "___ framed!" |
| 2009-05-24 | "___ framed!" |
| 2006-08-06 | "___ robbed!" |
| 2006-04-30 | "As ___ saying..." |
| 2005-04-08 | Question after "You were snoring!" |
| 2003-04-23 | "___ afraid of that!" |
| 2001-11-30 | "___ framed!" |
| 2001-09-15 | Elvis Presley's "___ the One" |
| 2001-07-23 | "___ a Teen-age Werewolf" |
| 2001-01-18 | "As ___ saying ..." |
| 2000-06-19 | "___ only trying to help" |
| 2000-03-29 | "___ a Teen-age Werewolf" |
| 2000-01-16 | "___ Made to Love Her" |
| 1999-01-29 | "___ Made to Love Her" (1967 hit) |
| 1997-10-15 | "___ a Teen-Age Werewolf" |
| 1996-02-17 | "___a Male War Bride" (Grant flick) |