| 2026-04-17 | Sludge |
| 2025-05-10 | Unappetizing food |
| 2020-09-19 | Unlikely serving at a Michelin-starred restaurant |
| 2020-05-02 | What school lunch is often depicted as in cartoons |
| 2019-08-22 | Hardly Michelin-star fare |
| 2018-11-08 | Mushy mass |
| 2017-03-06 | Unappetizing food that might be served with a ladle |
| 2016-04-30 | Unappealing bowlful |
| 2014-07-02 | Zero-star fare |
| 2006-08-21 | Unappetizing food |
| 2005-01-03 | Ladleful of unappetizing food |
| 2004-10-24 | Icky stuff |
| 2004-08-04 | Far from haute cuisine |
| 2002-11-24 | Hardly haute cuisine |
| 2001-11-25 | Goo |
| 2001-10-31 | Unappetizing cafeteria serving |
| 2001-04-11 | Hardly five-star fare |
| 2000-07-26 | Mush |
| 2000-04-20 | Hardly haute cuisine |
| 1999-11-22 | Food served with a ladle |
| 1998-02-22 | Unappetizing fare |
| 1998-01-21 | Puddinglike serving |