| 2026-06-06 | Faux |
| 2025-08-03 | False |
| 2025-01-09 | Fake |
| 2024-11-27 | Fake |
| 2024-11-07 | Not genuine |
| 2024-03-27 | Imitation |
| 2022-04-02 | Literally, "substitute" |
| 2021-10-03 | Counterfeit |
| 2019-03-02 | Fake |
| 2018-07-31 | Like Splenda vis-à-vis sugar |
| 2016-06-19 | Fake |
| 2015-12-15 | Fake |
| 2014-09-07 | Synthetic |
| 2014-08-23 | Margarie might be described thus |
| 2014-03-30 | Fake |
| 2014-03-05 | Like Splenda vis-à-vis sugar |
| 2013-12-20 | Unreal |
| 2012-08-10 | Imitation |
| 2012-07-25 | Like chicory vis-à-vis coffee |
| 2012-04-27 | Counterfeit |
| 2011-10-06 | Fake |
| 2011-07-22 | Counterfeit |
| 2011-06-30 | Artificial |
| 2008-05-11 | Like a Rolek watch |
| 2006-08-27 | Imitation |
| 2005-03-01 | Fake |
| 2004-12-15 | Fake |
| 2004-06-02 | Fake |
| 2004-02-15 | Bogus |
| 2003-07-13 | Unreal |
| 2003-05-07 | Like oleo vis-à-vis butter |
| 2002-12-25 | Not real |
| 2000-06-19 | Imitation |
| 1999-12-30 | Artificial |
| 1997-10-04 | Sham |
| 1997-08-28 | Synthetic |