| 2026-02-06 | Fail spectacularly |
| 2025-08-08 | Face-plant, so to speak |
| 2025-02-24 | Take the L |
| 2024-06-18 | Wipe out spectacularly |
| 2023-07-23 | Suffer an embarrassing loss |
| 2022-08-18 | Face-plant |
| 2022-08-08 | Wipe out big-time |
| 2021-11-28 | Wipe out |
| 2021-09-27 | Completely fail |
| 2021-05-23 | Wipe out, slangily |
| 2020-01-16 | Face-plant, say |
| 2018-11-26 | Totally wipe out |
| 2018-11-13 | Weird Al Yankovic's first hit |
| 2018-04-19 | Wipe out, in slang |
| 2017-07-01 | "Take THAT, sucka!" |
| 2016-05-24 | Totally wipe out |
| 2014-02-23 | Suffer humiliation, in slang |
| 2012-11-25 | Wipe out, in surfing lingo |
| 2012-11-14 | First Top 40 hit for Weird Al Yankovic |
| 2012-06-03 | Grammy-winning Weird Al Yankovic song |
| 2011-08-19 | Weird Al Yankovic's first Billboard hit |
| 2010-06-26 | 1984 hit with the lyric "Have a banana, have a whole bunch" |
| 2010-05-10 | Suffer ignominious defeat, in slang |
| 2010-04-18 | *Crow |
| 2010-01-14 | Suffer ignominy |
| 2008-12-07 | Accept a bad defeat, in slang |
| 2008-04-20 | Absorb a loss |
| 2007-11-16 | Suffer a loss, slangily |
| 2007-10-19 | 1984 hit parody of a 1983 hit song |
| 2007-01-22 | Really love something, with "up" |
| 2003-09-07 | Suffer an embarrassing defeat, slangily |
| 2002-12-19 | Fail ignominiously |
| 2002-08-04 | Lose ignominiously, in slang |
| 2002-03-04 | Lose ignominiously, in slang |
| 2000-11-27 | 1984 Weird Al Yankovic hit |
| 2000-07-23 | Suffer defeat, slangily |
| 2000-03-21 | Suffer a loss, slangily |
| 1998-11-22 | Absorb the cost, in slang |
| 1998-02-11 | Suffer a humiliating loss, in slang |
| 1996-10-18 | Weird Al Yankovic parody |
| 1995-06-23 | Enjoy something enormously, with "up" |