| 2026-06-16 | Less sweet, as a wine |
| 2026-03-05 | Like cabernet sauvignon vis-à-vis white zinfandel |
| 2024-07-27 | Not so sweet |
| 2024-06-11 | Less interesting |
| 2022-08-30 | More arid |
| 2022-05-01 | Having less vermouth, say |
| 2022-04-13 | Less soaked |
| 2022-02-16 | Like prunes vis-à-vis plums |
| 2019-07-17 | More deadpan, as humor |
| 2019-05-18 | Like southern Israel vis-à-vis northern Israel |
| 2019-03-24 | Having less vermouth, as a martini |
| 2015-10-03 | Oil or ink additive |
| 2013-07-08 | Not as moist |
| 2010-09-14 | More arid |
| 2006-08-25 | Not as exciting |
| 2005-08-29 | One with a dish towel |
| 2004-03-17 | Laundromat appliance |
| 1997-03-17 | Less moist |
| 1996-06-09 | Less interesting |