| 2025-01-23 | "You're kidding yourself!" |
| 2024-06-09 | "Get real!" |
| 2024-03-19 | "You wish!" |
| 2022-04-26 | "Oh sure, that'll totally happen!" |
| 2021-09-02 | "Pigs will sooner fly!" |
| 2021-04-10 | "As if!" |
| 2020-10-31 | "Yeah, you wish!" |
| 2019-07-30 | "That'll never happen!" |
| 2019-07-28 | "You wish" |
| 2018-02-19 | "You wish!" |
| 2017-02-18 | "Ain't gonna happen" |
| 2017-01-20 | "Not gonna happen!" |
| 2013-10-29 | "Yeah, like you have a chance!" |
| 2010-07-06 | "Yeah, like that'll ever happen" |
| 2008-12-14 | Skeptical response |
| 2006-12-31 | "Yeah, that'll happen!" |
| 2005-12-05 | "Yeah, sure!" |
| 2005-02-20 | "Oh yeah, that'll happen!" |
| 2003-11-05 | "Get real!" |
| 2003-08-23 | "Fat chance" |
| 2002-11-30 | "As if!" |
| 2000-07-28 | "You wish!" |
| 1996-12-18 | "Get real!" |