| 2025-11-19 | Fell down hard, in slang |
| 2024-08-11 | Face-planted |
| 2023-12-19 | Took a dive |
| 2023-08-20 | Crashed and burned |
| 2022-04-10 | Face-planted |
| 2022-03-02 | Wiped out |
| 2022-01-15 | Wiped out |
| 2021-10-25 | Failed epically |
| 2021-07-28 | Suffered a wipeout |
| 2021-06-25 | Had quite a trip? |
| 2021-02-21 | Wiped out |
| 2021-01-28 | Wiped out |
| 2020-05-21 | Faceplanted, say |
| 2020-04-22 | Fell on one's face big-time |
| 2020-01-12 | Face-planted |
| 2019-11-09 | Face-planted |
| 2019-08-10 | Wiped out |
| 2018-09-04 | Wiped out, as while skateboarding |
| 2018-06-22 | Wiped out |
| 2018-02-08 | Face-planted |
| 2017-10-03 | Wiped out big-time |
| 2017-08-27 | Wiped out |
| 2017-03-24 | Completely wiped out |
| 2017-02-25 | Face-planted |
| 2017-01-29 | Lost big |
| 2016-03-09 | Crashed ignominiously |
| 2015-03-14 | Bit the dust |
| 2014-11-13 | Swallowed a loss |
| 2014-08-11 | Swallowed a loss |
| 2014-05-30 | Suffered a face-plant |
| 2014-03-15 | Failed in a big way |
| 2013-10-22 | Failed in a big way |
| 2012-12-27 | Bit the bullet, say |
| 2012-06-30 | Bit the dust |
| 2012-03-18 | Suffered a financial setback, slangily |
| 2012-02-27 | Suffered ignominious failure, in slang |
| 2011-02-03 | Failed spectacularly |
| 2010-03-02 | Absorbed the loss |
| 2008-10-22 | Took the loss |
| 2008-09-19 | Wiped out, slangily |
| 2006-11-24 | Took the loss |
| 2005-11-28 | Suffered defeat, slangily |
| 2005-05-13 | Took the loss |