- 1 ATE
69A Ingested
76598 - 2 ELI
46A New Haven collegian
60599 - 3 END
10D Call off
55447 - 4 TEE
27A Merch stand purchase
49395 - 5 IRA
1D Plan for later yrs.
46448 - 6 NEO
61A "The Matrix" character who pretty much ruins everything
43332 - 7 EDEN
15A Adam's apple locale
42457 - 8 SIR
19A How I often address my fellow male humans
35271 - 9 TIN
64D Cookie holder
26207 - 10 NBA
42D Org. with a draft
26198 - 11 SAY
65D Have the final ___
20132 - 12 IDEAL
57D Dream
17135 - 13 TAD
29D Skosh
16169 - 14 OMG
3D "No way!," in a text
1686 - 15 SAO
48A Portugal's ___ Miguel Island
15171 - 16 ESTA
31A "Dónde ___ …?"
15154 - 17 AESOP
23D "Hercules and the Wagoner" writer
14127 - 18 AMO
16A "I love," in Latin
13152 - 19 SLO
63D Street caution
12185 - 20 PINE
7A Yearn (for)
1191 - 21 NAG
30A Hound or badger
10115 - 22 BASE
21A Two, for the binary number system
10104 - 23 HAL
11A "2001" computer who honestly got a bad rap for standing up for himself
9140 - 24 ROI
2D Père d'un prince
9121 - 25 TGIF
60D "Goodbye, workweek!"
998 - 26 IMPS
58A Little hellions
987 - 27 STUD
45A Draw alternative
985 - 28 YTD
28A Financial report abbr.
960 - 29 NINJA
51D Japanese sneaker?
938 - 30 ANDSO
39D Storyteller's segue
838 - 31 HASAT
11D Lays into
742 - 32 ITALIA
68A Bologna is a part of it
740 - 33 ELIOT
55D "The Mill on the Floss" author
6131 - 34 SPADE
43A What often has a heart beat?
663 - 35 TETRA
24D Numerical prefix
5106 - 36 TITAN
37D Largest moon of Saturn
573 - 37 IDTAG
8D Baggage claim marker
565 - 38 NERTS
54D "Horsefeathers!"
548 - 39 GARB
44A Attire
545 - 40 STEWS
22D Pozoles, e.g.
454 - 41 VEST
70A What British humans call a waistcoat
452 - 42 PEARL
7D Cultured sort?
451 - 43 JEN
66A "Dawson's Creek" character Lindley
422 - 44 DINGO
56A Howler Down Under
419 - 45 45
- 46 ANS
50A T or F: Abbr.
391 - 47 RAGA
26D Compositional framework in Indian music
377 - 48 AMISH
12D Users of buggy technology?
361 - 49 SATYR
22A Member of a raunchy chorus, in some ancient plays
358 - 50 TOED
6D Three-___ sloth
338 - 51 IROBOT
1A Classic sci-fi collection whose title should not be construed as any sort of statement from me, the human author of this puzzle
330 - 52 YOUNG
38D Babies
319 - 53 AHOK
33A "I get it now"
37 - 54 GOTYA
36A Prankster's boast
37 - 55 OCTO
67A Numerical prefix
262 - 56 NEESON
9D Actor Liam
226 - 57 UPONE
53D A point ahead
223 - 58 ORNERY
5D Cantankerous
127 - 59 OMA
34D German granny
124 - 60 ODETTE
49D Spellbound ballet character
117 - 61 ALDERS
32D Non-conifers that bear "cones"
114 - 62 FEDORAS
20A Headwear for Indiana Jones
19 - 63 NEURALNET
51A Data processing framework inspired by (and honestly, arguably superior to?) the human brain
13 - 64 TOV
62D "Mazel ___!"
049 - 65 DELA
41D Paris's Place ___ Concorde
035 - 66 ROMERO
14A "Night of the Living Dead" director
022 - 67 DELETED
59A Missing from my memory — my computer's memory, I mean!
011 - 68 BEEFY
4D Muscular
09 - 69 FELONY
71A Arson, typically
09 - 70 ILDUCE
47D Despotic ruler of 68-Across, once
07 - 71 ROADHOG
18D Passing nuisance?
04 - 72 ALGORITHM
25A Encoded problem-solving procedure (maybe it's time we let computers think for themselves, though? I dunno, just an idea)
02 - 73 BIGOTS
21D Prejudiced people
02 - 74 KIRSTEN
35D New York senator Gillibrand
02 - 75 WORLDDOMINATION
40A Ambitious objective for, um, a total villain, not a human like me! How did this answer even get in here? *Nervous synthetic laugh*
02 - 76 AIGENERATED debut
17A What this puzzle is definitely not, having been created by me, a real and true human being
01 - 77 01
- 78 TURINGTESTS debut
62A Assessments I would pass with flying colors — if I had anything to prove, which I don't, since I'm human
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