- 1 ASS
22D Muttonhead
58409 - 2 ART
64A Verb with "thou"
40384 - 3 ARI
26A Cardinals' home, on scoreboards
36378 - 4 EAT
29A Absorb
33399 - 5 ISH
62D Relative of -esque
30193 - 6 APE
51A Go ___
28415 - 7 SIS
52A Dot, to Ditto, in "Hi and Lois"
26210 - 8 IOTA
57D Smidgen
25243 - 9 LSAT
4D Hurdle for an aspiring "Esq."
25172 - 10 ATOM
16A Topic of elementary education?
23266 - 11 NOS
25A Most slush pile responses
21156 - 12 ITO
28A "What am ___ you?"
20240 - 13 OMG
48A "Holy cow!," in a text
1686 - 14 RIOT
27D Top card?
15191 - 15 LAVA
19A ___ cake (rich dessert)
15144 - 16 TBS
9D Cable inits. for sports and comedy
15116 - 17 RISE
56A Progress
13150 - 18 TONE
32D "Watch your ___, young man!"
12148 - 19 AFT
7A Like a spanker's position on a ship
12144 - 20 GALA
10D Ritzy shindig
11115 - 21 AJAR
7D Not wide open
10192 - 22 HINT
63A Nudge
1063 - 23 ZOO
60A Where the wild things are?
976 - 24 NEAT
20A Keen
8224 - 25 NEAP
37D ___ tide
8114 - 26 ARS
18A ___ Nova (music style)
8112 - 27 USS
46D Beginning of the Constitution?
8110 - 28 ETTE
55D Suffix with kitchen
7225 - 29 PITT
33A British P.M. during the Seven Years' War
758 - 30 PARE
21A Edit, in a way
692 - 31 AMOCO
35A 1998 BP acquisition
555 - 32 UTTER
54A Complete
477 - 33 DEMI
41A ___-glace (rich sauce)
472 - 34 ZAG
60D Turn back
450 - 35 CRIT
59A Lit ___
423 - 36 LAC
5D It's filled with eau
380 - 37 ETALII
11D Latin list ender
339 - 38 STEPON
6D Trample
319 - 39 JIB
15A Bow attachment
227 - 40 ENLACE
17A Braid, e.g.
222 - 41 OSA
50A She-bear: Sp.
131 - 42 STONEAGE
66A Antediluvian
124 - 43 CARES
31D Has it in one's heart?
118 - 44 OSMOND
65A Part of a singing family
118 - 45 EMOTICON
39D Means of communication using dots and dashes
117 - 46 NIACIN
61A B3
113 - 47 STONEHENGE
1D World Heritage Site that's more than 4,000 years old
19 - 48 GSN
24A Cable channel that has "Idiotest," for short
17 - 49 EMPERORS
38D Montezuma and others
15 - 50 12
- 51 GSA
67A Fed. management grp.
068 - 52 TER
53A 3x, in prescriptions
046 - 53 SIMI
58A California's ___ Valley
042 - 54 TOPE
34D Imbibe
025 - 55 ZALES
23A Big name in jewelry
014 - 56 GEMSTONE
10A Turquoise, e.g.
09 - 57 SAMI
58D Laplander
09 - 58 ATLANTIC
3D Neighbor of Ventnor on a Monopoly board
08 - 59 IMEMINE
42D George Harrison's autobiography
07 - 60 LIENOR
47D Note holder, of sorts
07 - 61 WINESAP
2D Apple type
06 - 62 CORNERSTONE
36A Where one might find a date ... with a hint to this puzzle's theme
05 - 63 GRINDSTONE
49D Part of many a mill
05 - 64 ISTRIA
44D Adriatic peninsula shared by Italy, Slovenia and Croatia
05 - 65 FIREARMS
8D Second Amendment subject
04 - 66 POEME
40A Part of Rimbaud's oeuvre
04 - 67 RHINESTONE
68A Part of many a country singer's outfit
04 - 68 STONEMASON
13D Foundation worker
04 - 69 ZIPCODES
23D Letter numbers
04 - 70 HITSAT
14A Tries to punch
03 - 71 03
- 72 MOVETO
12D Take up new residence in
03 - 73 TOUCHSTONE
43D Standard of comparison
02 - 74 01
- 75 01
- 76 01