- 1 ACE
37D It's nonreturnable
57493 - 2 NET
41A Pocket
37376 - 3 ETON
23D Town connected by bridge to Windsor
32282 - 4 SODA
38D Mixer
21163 - 5 TAT
30A Use a shuttle
19174 - 6 NIT
61D It may be picked
19143 - 7 ATON
33A Plenty
19136 - 8 NED
26A ___ Brainard, the Absent-Minded Professor
18233 - 9 INA
28D ___ sense
17178 - 10 OHO
50A "Well, lookee here!"
15148 - 11 OUT
24A In print
12149 - 12 SCOT
19A Dweller in Clydebank
12113 - 13 AHEAD
44D Up, in a way
1081 - 14 TEC
45A Pinkerton, e.g.
780 - 15 EMILE
18A ___ Francis of hockey fame
685 - 16 PAWN
29D Director's opposite
642 - 17 WETS
7D Volstead Act opponents
642 - 18 LABS
25A Teaching venues
567 - 19 SIGMA
52D Fraternity letter
538 - 20 OSE
6D Suffix with 55-Across
4107 - 21 SEDER
49D Where questions are asked
492 - 22 OZONE
31A Kind of hole
473 - 23 VERB
55A Hit or miss
434 - 24 SAFEST
13D Most dependable
418 - 25 ENERGY
64A Pizazz
331 - 26 ICEDTEA
58A Brewer's product
324 - 27 VITAL
10D Like some organs
324 - 28 TOG
59D Dress (up)
253 - 29 TROUT
15D They chase flies
237 - 30 ASHCAN
51A Art school name
227 - 31 CASED
5D Checked out
224 - 32 ENGARDE
60A Words before a fight?
220 - 33 DECODE
22A Unlock
214 - 34 ZITS
32D Bad marks in high school, maybe
212 - 35 ORTS
48A Morsels
152 - 36 ACTE
21A Paris Opera part
144 - 37 WILE
54A Artifice
130 - 38 APPEASE
14A Still, in a way
125 - 39 ECARTE
46D Ballet position
125 - 40 AMERICAN
35D Like some plans
116 - 41 APEMEN
2D Cave dwellers
116 - 42 TIPTOP
27A Smashing
114 - 43 SLATED
42A Expected to happen
111 - 44 NOWISE
41D Without any chance at all (and a phonetic hint to this puzzle's theme)
19 - 45 16
- 46 AES
9D 50's political monogram
062 - 47 GHETTO
8D Tough area
023 - 48 NLERS
53D Giants and Pirates, e.g.
023 - 49 SPLICE
3D Unite
013 - 50 CAWED
1D Sounded like a rook
012 - 51 MILT
39A Jackson of jazz
011 - 52 CASHCOW
1A Big moneymaker
07 - 53 06
- 54 LOVELY
43D Enticing
06 - 55 05
- 56 ICONO
40A Prefix meaning "likeness"
05 - 57 IFALL
57A "___ else fails ..."
05 - 58 LIMITER
63A One who puts on a cap
04 - 59 04
- 60 EDUCATOR
11D Don of England, e.g.
03 - 61 03
- 62 LEFTBANK
12D Musée d'Orsay locale
03 - 63 03
- 64 03
- 65 02
- 66 01
- 67 01
- 68 01
- 69 01
- 70 01